Friday, August 22, 2008

Dying aint no way to live your life...

Dear sicksicksicksers,
let me start off by saying. Im not your role model. Dont listen to or do as Uncle Set does, for he is a complete nincompoop.

I thought lawyers were supposed to get you OUT of trouble not into trouble. You suck at your job Carl (name changed for the persons sake, you know who you are asshole). Next time you have a good idea, kids, think the complete opposite. The idea sucks. I should really make this blog nc-17. My head still hurtz.... think Im still drunk. Getting a 50% discount for working at a bar is the worst yet bestest idea ever. I swear im not an alcoholic, more of a lush, I dont know which is worse...which reminds me, Im really thirsty.
Some asshole once told me "Set, you ever go out drinking a lot and come home drunk...only to find out you're still thirsty and want another beer?" YEah "CArl" thats called alcoholism. THis thing makes me look like a complete moron and drunk. It just so happens that I have (what I would like to think) good stories when I drink. You know you all have your vices, dont lie to yourselfs. This blog was supposed to be about skateboarding and motorcycles....wait. I did ride my bike last night. Thats a start. Speaking of starting, I was surprised the ol lady (my bike, yes ladies im single) kept up last night, she didnt die on my once.

Black Friar, Idle Rich, then back to Friar since I forgot to pay, then Old Monk(i hope i paid, cause I dont remember), fallout lounge (queer city) then Bar Of Soap, then Meridian...then blackout. Why did you let me drive you jerk? Last thing I want to hear is "call me when you get there...what you're already there???!! how fucking fast were you driving?" Whats the best part about drinking?? driving... haha i kid. Drinking and driving aint funny. seriously dont do it. I should take my own advice.
LAst thing I remember is telling my little bro "hey...man. Write this number down. and call Carl if anything happens to me...he knows what to do. Tell my shrink Im not coming in tomorrow"

Here are some pics of what happens when you drink and think about a girl. So next time you decide to think and drink. Dont do it. Way to stop me Jorge, you dick.
night started off good...then it began: drink, drinky, drank, drunk, drunken....oddly enough, no hangover. Itll hit when I have to work tonite.

This asshole didnt stop me


Neither did this asshole


Bo looking at "Wang" on tv.


Yours truly in blackout mode



I had to force myself. First time Ive thrown up since I got "thrown" out of the Dubliner

Here ya go Pete, since you complain about me not having hot girls on this useless site. Happy now?

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

don't blame me and pete for you not being able to"ROCK N ROLL" like the rest of us!!!!